A few days ago the teaser trailer for the Avengers: Age of Ultron was released and it looks pretty freaking sweet. Aside from seeing Elizabeth Olsen as the Scarlet Witch, Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Quicksilver, and a full view of Ultron we’re also teased with a few seconds of RDJ decked out in Hulkbuster armor going toe to toe with the Hulk, while a freaky remix of “I’ve got no Strings” plays (really clever Disney).

A couple people on the internet have dissected the trailer carefully and they are suspecting a major Easter Egg is being hinted in it: the Black Panther is coming. Yep, the Wakandan King could be in Avengers 2 or at the very least could be coming to the big screen. According to Uproxx, the two major things that suggest the Black Panther are coming are:

- The opening scenes in the trailer look like they’re in South Africa which is… on the same continent as Wakanda, or something? (I dunno it’s a freakin’ fictional country
– There’s also a guy in the trailer who looks like Ulysses Klaw, the sound-based villain whose origin is closely tied to the Black Panther’s.

There’s another theory floating around the internet that the version of Ultron in the film will be made of Vibranium, and Vibranium just happens to come from Wakanda, so yeah  all these facts tied together do make it sound very likely that we’ll see glimpses of Wakanda which could mean that we’ll be seeing the Black Panther very soon.

I for one have my own theory on Avengers: Age of Ultron and that is it is a a sequel to Less Than Zero. I mean after all it is Robert Downey Jr. vs. James Spader. For all we know Ultron could try to force Iron Man to give him a robo BJ in exchange for some repulsor-powered crack or something.

Oh well, enjoy the trailer


2 weeks ago the Simpsons started their 25th season with a couch gag by Don Hertfeldt. Aside from this couch gag being fucking weird as hell it also answered the question of what the Simpsons would look like in the year 10,535.

I have no idea what the hell is going on so just go ahead and watch it for yourself

 


So last week Sesame Street released another 1 of their parody lesson short movies and once again it is freaking awesome. This time it’s a Star Wars parody aimed at teach kids self control titled “Star S’mores”.

While most of the characters are played by throwaway puppets we do see Cookie Monster play devilish rogue, Flan Solo and Grover as Groda.

Watch the video below to see how great it is.


So it turns out nobody is immune from the ALS Ice Bucket challenge. A few weeks ago Cookie Monster was nominated by Rachel Ray and he did it and in turn he nominated Maria from Sesame Street, Neil Patrick Harris, and the Kid President, Janelle Monae, and Groover.

Check it out below.


The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is just a few weeks away and just in time the theme song has been released, an EDC/Dubstep/Hip Hop collaboration between Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign and featuring Kill The Noise and Madsonik titled Shell Shocked.

This is just another WTF to come out of this movie.

Listen to the new song here.

And while you’re at it listen to it in the new trailer here.

Try to watch the trailer to the end. You’ll see the Turtles dancing in an elevator for some reason. Or if you don’t have the attention span to watch the video just watch this gif I got from Uproxx.

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And in case you’re staring at it thinking “WTF” no you’re not hallucinating things, Leonardo is freakin’ twerking, also it looks like Donatello is jacking off his bo staff.

 


So somebody out there wanted to spare some people the trouble of having to sit through the entirety of the first 3 Transformers movies and edited together a massive supercut of robotic fight scenes. Now the supercut does not show the fight scenes in chronological order and I’m pretty sure it’s missing a few things but hey it does cut down Michael Bay’s 7 and 1/2 hour ’80s pop culture snuff films down into 1 handy dandy 20-minute package. Hopefully this same person will do the same thing to Age of Extinction and save us from all that poor dialog many of us had to sit through.


The 2nd trailer for Michael Bay’s new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was released yesterday.  Aside from seeing more of Michaelangelo’s honked up Shrek nose, we see a full view of all four turtles as well as teased with a shot of Shredder in the shadows.

After seeing this all I can ask is what the hell did Michael Bay do to Donatello? Wanna know what I’m talking about?  Click play below.




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